LITTLE SECRETS

from the musical BOOMS

BOOMS is about a small Midwest town unhinged by thunderous noises coming from who knows where, and like all small towns it has a corrupt, drug-dealing sheriff and a beauty parlor where gossip is exchanged. Bella is the proprietor and her customers, Dorothy and Anne, can’t get enough of the local dirt. –J. Linn Allen

BELLA

LITTLE SECRETS, REVELATIONS

PARENTS GOING ON VACATIONS

WITH THEIR CHILDREN LEFT UNTENDED

AND IT’S DAYS BEFORE THEY’RE FINALLY APPREHENDED

I’M NOT NAMING ANY NAME

OR ASSIGNING ANY BLAME

I JUST SNIP AND CLIP AND LISTEN


ANNE

WHISPERED TALES WITH PREGNANT PAUSES

TELL OF DEATHS FOR UNKNOWN CAUSES


DOROTHY

CASES JUDGES KEEP DISMISSING  

SINCE SOMEHOW A KEY POLICE REPORT GOES MISSING


BELLA

I’M NOT SAYING THIS IS FACT

OR THAT ANYONE SHOULD ACT

I JUST SNIP AND CLIP AND LISTEN AND CAREULLY LISTEN


BELLA, DOROTHY, ANNE

WHEN THEY COME FOR A STYLING AT BELLA’S

THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTHS LIKE UNFOLDING UMBRELLAS


BELLA

THIS ONE’S CARRYING SOMEONE’S BABY

AND THEY ALL SAY HER HUSBAND MAYBE

ISN’T REALLY BABY’S DAD.


ANNE

BUT ISN’T HE THE ONE WHO HAD

A TIDY INCOME SKIMMING CASH,

AND GOT IN AN UNREPORTED DRUNKEN CRASH?


DOROTHY

I’VE HEARD IT ALL A THOUSAND TIMES —


BELLA, DOROTHY, ANNE

SPOUSES BEATING UP ON SPOUSES,

KIDS INVADING EMPTY HOUSES

FARMERS STEALING WOMEN’S BLOUSES

AND A MILLION OTHER PETTY CRIMES.

AT BELLA’S WE DON’T MESS ABOUT

EVERYTHING COMES SPILLING OUT

HIDDEN CORNERS, DARK AND STEAMY

LURID AND CORRUPT AND SEAMY


BELLA

LAST WEEK IN THE CHAIR RIGHT NEXT TO ME

A WOMAN SAID SHE HEARD OF OXYCONTIN AND ECSTASY

SELLING HERE MUCH MORE THAN YOU MIGHT EXPECT TO SEE

AND I WONDERED HOW THAT COULD WORK OUT FEASIBLY

UNDER THE NOSE OF OUR VIGILANT SHERIFF

UNLESS HE DIDN’T REALLY CARE IF

DRUGS WERE BEING SOLD SO EASILY

SO I JUST SNIP


DOROTHY, ANNE

SHE SNIPS


BELLA

AND CLIP


DOROTHY, ANNE

AND CLIPS


BELLA

AND LISTEN


DOROTHY, ANNE

TO EVERY LITTLE SECRET


BELLA

AND LISTEN


DOROTHY, ANNE

SHE’S EVER SO DISCREET AND CAREFULLY


BELLA

AND CAREFULLY, VERY CAREFULLY STAND AND LISTEN.


DOROTHY

TO EVERY LITTLE SECRET


ANNE

SNIP AND CLIP


BELLA

AND LISTEN


DOROTHY, ANNE

THAT’S WHY WE COME TO BELLA’S AFTER ALL.


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