from the musical BOOMS
BOOMS is about a small Midwest town unhinged by thunderous noises coming from who knows where, and like all small towns it has a corrupt, drug-dealing sheriff and a beauty parlor where gossip is exchanged. Bella is the proprietor and her customers, Dorothy and Anne, can’t get enough of the local dirt. –J. Linn Allen
BELLA
LITTLE SECRETS, REVELATIONS
PARENTS GOING ON VACATIONS
WITH THEIR CHILDREN LEFT UNTENDED
AND IT’S DAYS BEFORE THEY’RE FINALLY APPREHENDED
I’M NOT NAMING ANY NAME
OR ASSIGNING ANY BLAME
I JUST SNIP AND CLIP AND LISTEN
ANNE
WHISPERED TALES WITH PREGNANT PAUSES
TELL OF DEATHS FOR UNKNOWN CAUSES
DOROTHY
CASES JUDGES KEEP DISMISSING
SINCE SOMEHOW A KEY POLICE REPORT GOES MISSING
BELLA
I’M NOT SAYING THIS IS FACT
OR THAT ANYONE SHOULD ACT
I JUST SNIP AND CLIP AND LISTEN AND CAREULLY LISTEN
BELLA, DOROTHY, ANNE
WHEN THEY COME FOR A STYLING AT BELLA’S
THEY OPEN THEIR MOUTHS LIKE UNFOLDING UMBRELLAS
BELLA
THIS ONE’S CARRYING SOMEONE’S BABY
AND THEY ALL SAY HER HUSBAND MAYBE
ISN’T REALLY BABY’S DAD.
ANNE
BUT ISN’T HE THE ONE WHO HAD
A TIDY INCOME SKIMMING CASH,
AND GOT IN AN UNREPORTED DRUNKEN CRASH?
DOROTHY
I’VE HEARD IT ALL A THOUSAND TIMES —
BELLA, DOROTHY, ANNE
SPOUSES BEATING UP ON SPOUSES,
KIDS INVADING EMPTY HOUSES
FARMERS STEALING WOMEN’S BLOUSES
AND A MILLION OTHER PETTY CRIMES.
AT BELLA’S WE DON’T MESS ABOUT
EVERYTHING COMES SPILLING OUT
HIDDEN CORNERS, DARK AND STEAMY
LURID AND CORRUPT AND SEAMY
BELLA
LAST WEEK IN THE CHAIR RIGHT NEXT TO ME
A WOMAN SAID SHE HEARD OF OXYCONTIN AND ECSTASY
SELLING HERE MUCH MORE THAN YOU MIGHT EXPECT TO SEE
AND I WONDERED HOW THAT COULD WORK OUT FEASIBLY
UNDER THE NOSE OF OUR VIGILANT SHERIFF
UNLESS HE DIDN’T REALLY CARE IF
DRUGS WERE BEING SOLD SO EASILY
SO I JUST SNIP
DOROTHY, ANNE
SHE SNIPS
BELLA
AND CLIP
DOROTHY, ANNE
AND CLIPS
BELLA
AND LISTEN
DOROTHY, ANNE
TO EVERY LITTLE SECRET
BELLA
AND LISTEN
DOROTHY, ANNE
SHE’S EVER SO DISCREET AND CAREFULLY
BELLA
AND CAREFULLY, VERY CAREFULLY STAND AND LISTEN.
DOROTHY
TO EVERY LITTLE SECRET
ANNE
SNIP AND CLIP
BELLA
AND LISTEN
DOROTHY, ANNE
THAT’S WHY WE COME TO BELLA’S AFTER ALL.